Let me be clear here

Fuck your Snow.

Fuck it being suicide to cycle.

Fuck 'all buses are have been instructed to return to their depots'.

Fuck walking home for an hour in a journey that's 20 minutes on the bike and 30 on the tube.

Fuck the other line closures that's going to make the Central line even more of a nightmare than usual.

Fuck 'it makes everything look like a magic village'

And, let me be clear here, Fuck your Snow.