'nonymous Friday.

Hallo! It is a Friday and the sun is shining and later I will be going to our staff Christmas Dinner (yes I know) and then to dancing (sans staff) and for now I have a large pile of very very boring work. So I am going to do what I've seen others do in this situation and throw the floor open for anonymous comments. Freeform swearing, sechs bragging, or indeed Questions You Have Always Meant To Ask Me are all encouraged. NB QYHAMTAM may be answered in a separate locked post later.